Actual Labels

Boeing 757-"Fragile. Do not drop"

How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby.

Liquid plummer-"Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages."

Arm and hammer scoopablecat litter-"safe to use around pets"

Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances"

Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children."

Dog food-"new and improved tasting"

Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping."

Sleeping pills-"Warning: may cause drowsiness."

Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark."

Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe."

RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe."

Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain."

Hair dryer-"Do not use while sleeping"

On a bar of Dial soap- "Directions: use like regaular soap"

Some Swann frozen dinners-"Serving sugestion: Defrost"

Tesco's dessert (printed on bottem of the box)-"Do not turn upside down."

Marks and Spencer Bread pudding: "Warning: product may be hot after heating."

Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

Boots childrens cough medicine: "Do not drive or operate machinary."

Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children."

Christmas lights; "For indoor and outdoor use only."

Food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

Sainsbury's peanuts:"Warning: may contain nuts."

American Airlines package of peanuts; "Instructions: open packet. Eat nuts."

Swedish chainsaw:"Do not atteptto stop chainsaw with hands."