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When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
PMS jokes aren't funny; period.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
We're going on a
50 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
1. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
2. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
3. I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
4. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
5. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
6. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
7. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
8. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
9. I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
10. Guy trips in front of girl. Girl goes "Are you okay?" Guy goes "Yeah, but I think I just fe
7 Reasons Not to Mess With Small Children
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk
Actual Labels
Boeing 757-"Fragile. Do not drop"
How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby.
Liquid plummer-"Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages."
Arm and hammer scoopablecat litter-"safe to use around pets"
Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances"
Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children."
Dog food-"new and improved tasting"
Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping."
Sleeping pills-"Warning: may cause drowsiness."
Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in t
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